Having sex is exciting, of course, but having sex in public spaces can be even more exciting. The thrill of being in the open and having sex in a place that’s taboo can make the act of fornication even more scandalous. If you want to turn up the notch on your sex life, try doing the deed in a place where you could get caught, but probably won’t.
Who said bookworms have to have all the fun in the library? Take your lady to a nice place where many people won’t be looking for books (might we suggest the Encyclopedia section?) and see if you can keep quiet while you turn the pages of your sex life into a steamy romance novel.
This one can be trickier than most of the other on the list for not getting caught, but it’s still possible to have sex in the park and keep it to yourselves. Ask your lady to wear a skirt to make it easier and find a place away from people. Just look out for elements of nature that could be prickly: stickers, ants, and even gum thrown on the ground can be real mood killers.
A parking garage
Sex in the car is fun, and sex in the car in a remote parking garage can be even better. You get the benefit of being stopped in a secluded area, for one, so you can get into what you’re doing. Second, it can be a little risqué because you don’t know if another car will come up next to you at any moment. Make the moment even better by rolling down the windows so you have more of a chance of someone hearing you.
A dressing room
She wants you to see the dress she’s tried on, and you want to see what’s under the dress. Do both and take her into the dressing room for a romp with the dress hiked up. Afterwards, buy her the dress so you two can remember the fun every time she wears it.
There are two ways you can make this happen, and you don’t have to be drunk for either of them. You can either meet your lady in the bathroom to have sex, or you can find a secluded booth in the back of the bar and have her sit on you, but that only works if the bar is dark and she’s wearing a dress.
Day or night, the beach is a great place to have some fun in the sand, and not with a bathing suit on. Pitch a tent… a real one… in the sand and crawl in. You can also go behind sand dunes or even in the water if it’s calm enough.
Get sweaty at the gym then get sweaty at the gym with your lady in the sauna. It’s already steamy in there, so you may as well make it hotter. If your gym doesn’t have a sauna you can try a locker room or restroom to fulfill your dreams of an immediate post-workout fling.
On the 50 yard line would be a little more daring, but the chances of getting caught are higher. Instead, choose your favorite sporting events venue (or one that’s generally open and not heavily guarded) and score a touchdown or home run with your woman.
Find a utility closet, an empty office, or even go to the stairwell to make your interoffice fling a hot endeavor. It’s even better if you’re banging the boss! Maybe across her desk during a “private meeting” is the way to go.
On vacation, in an office building or even at a doctor’s office those pesky elevators are always getting jammed. Why don’t you do some jamming the next time you’re alone with your hot, young babe in one. We won’t suggest stopping the elevator yourself, but it is a thought.
Public sex is exciting and dangerous is you get caught. Make sure you choose a place that isn’t near children or people with heart issues and get wild with your partner. Choose the right clothing and the right venue and you can have naughty sex in public with no one knowing what you’ve done.